I am about facts in my life. I like dealing in realities and my children are no exception. Let's make a list of the pros and cons of what children do while raising them.
Cons:
- Loss of sleep
- Varying bodily fluids such as puke, poop, pee, snot, chewed food, and sneezes spread everywhere up to and including clothing, drapery, floors, beds, hair, furniture, and body.
- Seemingly endless crying and age is not a factor, they cry almost everyday about something. (My 4 year old is sprawled on the floor right now crying about the lack of cookies in his belly).
- Messy rooms including dumped out toy boxes, stuffed animals, legos or cars that get stepped on by me, and clothing strewn into every corner of the house.
- Sticky hands
- Messy faces and clothes despite intervention
- Dirty walls including pencil, pen, handprints, nail polish, and food
- Squeezed out toothpaste on the countertops
- Inconsolable when things don't go their way
- Fighting with siblings over the stupidest things
- Car seats
- Doctor's appointments
- Forced to push them indefinitely on the swings at the park
- Broken personal effects that once had sentimental value
- Bed time that turns into listening to them scream for an hour after putting them down.
- No more roller coaster rides, water slides, fairs, carnivals, or movies without either someone sitting out or someone toting them around the entire time.
- Wanna go out after 7? Hahahaha forget that right now, don't try it's pointless
- Being asked "why?' approximately 5,930 times daily.
- Being told "no" even when you are tying to help their wellbeing
- Every single piece of food that you try to eat has to be shared amongst the clan
- Climbed on relentlessly
- Any type of food will be rejected and thrown
- They are stubborn little boogers and threats don't work
- Interrupted bathroom and bedroom time by little fingers trying to break through the small space between the door and the floor.
- For women: sacrificed 40 weeks of your life and body to bring them into this world and then another year of nursing which adds up to almost two full years of a baby stealing your nutrients from you.
Pros:
- They are cute little versions of yourself
- They are optimistic and have lots of energy
- You will usually get kisses and hugs
- They will always be happy about getting ice cream
- You were able to see them grow from nothing to a human, it's an awesome sight
- They snuggle sometimes
- They listen to stories and songs and are completely enthralled with every word
- When you get to watch them sleep, they are so peaceful and this will bring joy to your heart
- They love you for who you are
- They are yours
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